<Septim> I will go into another dimension and steal the princess
<Verll> rip off
<Septim> and Mario will come and try to kill me
<Verll> totall rip off :/
<Septim> and...and...and...he'll fail!
<Septim> MUAHAHAHAHAHA
<Verll> RIP OFF
<Verll> THE PRINCESS IS MINE!
<Septim> NO!
<Verll> UM.....YES!
<Septim> "You really gotta get a girl mate..."-Captain Jack SPARROW
<Septim> HE SAID IT TO ME
<Septim> SO SHE'S MINE
<Verll> HE CAN GO F*CK HIMSELF
<Verll> SHE'S MINE!!!
* Septim and Verll see the Princess walk into a hotel with some jock
<Verll> WTF!
<Septim> :o
<Verll> THAT FKING *beep*!
<Septim> Lets waste her!
<Verll> YEA!
* Septim loads his .45
* Verll loads his chain gun
* Verll nods at Septim
* Septim runs up and busts down the door to see that him and her are having a cup of coffee
<Septim> oh...errrr...
<Septim> Princess: "WHAT THE HELL!!!"
* Verll jumps into the room and starts shooting wildly
<Verll> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
<Verll> *beep*!
<Septim> They were having coffee!
* Verll notices they are just drinking coffe
<Verll> oh....
<Verll> hehe....
* Septim hears police
<Septim> run!
<Verll> my bad...
<Verll> Waaaa
* Verll runs for it
* Septim runs downstairs and jumps into his car
* Verll jumps into his chopter
* Septim drives off into a parking lot
<Verll> Fleeeee
* Septim switches cars and escapes
* Verll almost flies into a building but manages to avoid and then fly of in safety
* Verll says to Septim with a radio "WTF WHERE THEY DOOING DRINKING COFFE?!"